Daily Deal

NOVEMBER 6, 2019

Today is my anniversary.  I have been married to Miss Mary for 26 years and our lives today have never been better.  I am the luckiest man in the world.

I think Miss Mary would be the ultimate first lady, and so in order for that to happen Trump has to win the upcoming election.  Now, I won’t lie, I have some concerns about this upcoming election.  Trump really needs a blast of red throughout the country to ensure he remains in office.  If he doesn’t win, I don’t think I can run in 2024.

We must scream to the moon and back our support for Trump.  So, in a cute play on the 26 years I have spent with Miss Mary, today’s daily deal is in support of Trump.  Please consider buying 26 pro-Trump bumper stickers for $26.  The bumper sticker reads: I SUPPORT PRESIDENT TRUMP. STOP ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION NOW.
You will get an package with 26 bumper stickers.  Please put them EVERYWHERE.

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