Today is my anniversary. I have been married to Miss Mary for 26 years and our lives today have never been better. I am the luckiest man in the world.
I think Miss Mary would be the ultimate first lady, and so in order for that to happen Trump has to win the upcoming election. Now, I won’t lie, I have some concerns about this upcoming election. Trump really needs a blast of red throughout the country to ensure he remains in office. If he doesn’t win, I don’t think I can run in 2024.
We must scream to the moon and back our support for Trump. So, in a cute play on the 26 years I have spent with Miss Mary, today’s daily deal is in support of Trump. Please consider buying 26 pro-Trump bumper stickers for $26. The bumper sticker reads: I SUPPORT PRESIDENT TRUMP. STOP ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION NOW.
You will get an package with 26 bumper stickers. Please put them EVERYWHERE.